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Me: I'm on the phone with my mom trying to explain to her that she doesn't need to install the internet
Erin: oh god
ahahah
Me:and the person next to me is dying
because I'm in a coffeeshop
Erin: ahahha
that's awesome
Me: she's like "but how do I get to my homepage?!"
and I said "you go to the internet. that's google. you can't install google."
"but how do I get the internet?"
Erin:YOU CAN'T INSTALL GOOGLE
oh god
Me: "it's already there. click internet explorer"
hahahahahahaha
and this guy next to me is shaking
poor guy
I'd be laughing too if I heard this